Little Britain has got it all wrong.

There are about 6 BILLION people in the world who don’t enjoy the same standard of living.

The British should welcome all of them.

In fact unused cruise ships should be chartered to go to Africa, the Middle East and Asia to collect them so they can travel in safely and comfort. Let’s not stint on the free champagne either.

Where will they live you ask? First of all introduce compulsory euthanasia for the over 70s. That will free up some homes and allow the NHS to have time to give them free health care.

Then require every homeowner in the UK to house at least 6 families.

What joy to be the savior of the world!

I am being sarcastic of course.

Send every last illegal immigrant back where they came from. If they refuse to say, send them to Syria.